"May the word of my lord the king secure my inheritance." -C0nsumesC0nsumes, currently known as yastahlik, was a popular Robloxian myth. His games are mostly focused on telling the story of how he came to be who he is, and how he hates religions that don't agree with the rules he has set in place for them to follow.
Biography
C0nsumes, previously known as Joseph Laureteeves worked as a full time Police officer captain, until he became very ill and he began to make deals with supernatural forces such as "The One Above All" which caused him to lose his family and friends.
However, he states his family members were the ones that had wronged him, after he had committed several crimes, he was arrested for many years and then his son, Owen Laureteeves (aka Cartoon_B0y), who was presumed dead, had busted him out of the asylum he was placed in and rumor has it that he hides in his own ''dimension''.
History
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Appearance
He had a variety of outfits, that he wore but they are all connected to religions. However, after retiring he now wears a 'TV head set', a rose, and a black suit.
Personality and Traits
C0nsumes tends to be relaxed when he is by himself, but If you bother him even the slightest he will become extremely angry. An example would be when his mother is mentioned, he becomes enraged and the game changes, but other then that he tends to be relaxed around players until recently he has discovered that people search for his secret in the very darkest depths in his home.
He often studies other religions as a hobby. He is constantly spotted playing religious myth games, he judges them off of his rules that he has set in place, If he deems them unfit he destroys them swiftly.
Games
Moved Out (Unavailable)
The Basement (Unavailable)
The Attic (Unavailable)
Freedom (Unavailable)
Relationships
Cartoon_B0y
Cartoon_B0y, also known as Owen Laureteeves is the son of C0nsumes. He was presumed dead until he busted his father out of the asylum after he was locked up for committing many crimes.
Ellvira
Ellvira is the assistant of C0nsumes, added with his new chapter system.
Theories
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Trivia
- He has a new assistant with his new chapter system and her name is EIIvira
- A new figure, has appeared on his friends-list and in game which has similarities to the evil deity in his story.
- He has been known to give out a secret to those that he becomes angry with.
- He is normally seen In Investigation and occasionally at other myth games.
Gallery
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